In brief: Ex-Blur bassist Alex James on food

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There’s a lot of talk these days about how Alex James (formerly of Blur) has become something of a bellend. If you needed some evidence, check out the bit below (from here). No one should be buying chickens for £2, don’t you know? He prefers his organic sort at £20 a pop, and he thinks that everyone else should do. More tips on the link for the poor folks. If you can stomach it (pun intended).

Alex James there, with no idea or care how privileged he is.

As a rule, though, he thinks that good food is worth the hefty expenditure, and cites an organic free-range chicken from Daylesford that cost him £19. ‘Britain is only just overcoming that wartime mentality of making food cheap,’ he says. ‘I actually think anyone can afford to eat well. On the whole, the less money you have, the more time you have, so you can grow your own food. And the people who need to buy a chicken for two quid are overweight anyway. In this part of the world, you can tell how affluent people are by how thin they are.’

In brief: search term

My blog was reached three times today using the following search term (or variations thereof): why lapsed catholics are so bitter. 

My work here is done…

In brief: education for all

I have descended into Marking Hell. No, really, I’m not going to sleep for another fortnight. See you on the other side (if I make it)…

(This post is rather apt on the day that the British government announces that rich kids will be able to buy their university places again. So, the poor won’t be able to afford to go to university any longer, and the rich will be able to pay for places regardless of their talent or aptitude. Higher education is once more the preserve of the elite.)

Barack Obama and those infernal birthers

On this week in which we have seen many Americans celebrating the death of Osama Bin Laden, it’s as good a time as any to discuss this problem of the “birthers”. Birthers are those individuals who maintain that Barack Obama cannot be the President of the US because he is not a natural born citizen of the USA. These people maintain that he was born in Kenya (not Hawaii) and that his birth certificate is fake. I used to laugh at the birthers, and I was convinced that they would go away, but they haven’t and I don’t laugh at them any more.

This conspiracy has been going on from before Obama was even elected, and picks up pace from time to time. Donald Trump (who is threatening to run for the 2012 election) is one such birther, for example. He’s a very nice man.

The entire birther conspiracy is not, however, about Obama’s birthplace; no, it is much more sinister than that. It’s about racism. More specifically, the birthers (and likely many others) believe that Obama could not possibly be educated, capable, articulate, and fit for the presidency, because, well, because he’s black. African Americans can’t be president (or claim any accomplishments at all) because they’re not white. In America, only the white can aim for such dizzy heights. And we want to keep it that way, right? After all, if we allow the blacks to get above their station, who will shine our shoes? You can hear the dinner party giggles already. That is what the birther conspiracy is about, and the President’s birthplace has nothing to do with it.

From moderateleft:

One thing that cannot be said enough about birtherism, afterbirtherism, and all its myriad forms: it is racist at its core. An argument that Obama cannot be who he is — an intelligent, accomplished, American president — because he is an African-American.

Why does the right push the meme that Obama wasn’t born here? Because to admit that he was born in America is to admit that an African-American man, the son of an American woman and a Kenyan man, born in America, is as American as any other American. Why does the right claim that Bill Ayers wrote Dreams From My Father? Because no Black man could possibly have written such an affecting book, because…well, you know. Why does the right still harp on Obama’s use of teleprompters, which have been de rigeur since the Eisenhower Administration? Becauseobviously Obama isn’t as smart as he so obviously is, because…well, he’s not white, is he?

This is the sick, beating heart at the center of the right’s assault on Obama’s legitimacy. Not their assault on Obama’s policies — though the right is wrong on policy, such disagreements are why we have politics. But their assault on Obama’s very right to serve in the office of president, because that is an office that, though they dare not say it out loud, the believe is reserved for white people.

Let us state this clearly, and let us not shy away from it: those who peddled the birther myth are racists. Those who continue to cling to it, and who cling to all its myriad facets, are racists. Those who have and who continue to insinuate that a man born in America is not a real American are racists.

They are racists. They are racists. They are racists. And if they don’t like being called racists, they should stop being racists. They should be ashamed of their conduct, apologetic for their actions — not “honored” as Donald Trump claimed to be. Their actions bring shame on this country, on Americans as a people, and most certainly, on themselves.

Well said.

And, frankly, this editorial from the Washington Post is right. It’s deeply embarrassing that this has gone on (and been allowed to go on) for so long.  With all of things America has to worry about at the moment (health care, employment, maintaining two wars, ongoing recession, to name but a few), you’d think someone would have called it by now.

That wedding happened, and didn’t we all know it!

In most countries in the world, parents can tell their kids that if they work hard and do everything right, they could grow up to be the head of state and the symbol of their nation. Not us. Our head of state is decided by one factor, and one factor alone: did he pass through the womb of one particular aristocratic Windsor woman living in a golden palace? The American head of state grew up with a mother on food stamps. The British head of state grew up with a mother on postage stamps. Is that a contrast that fills you with pride?

- Johann Hari

If ever the problem with the monarchy can be summed up, it’s in that quote. Elitism, privilege, and a spurious claim to power indeed. Incidentally, Johann Hari makes a very good case for a republic in the remainder of that piece. This country doesn’t “need” a monarchy (despite the claims that the tourism industry would fold if it were disbanded) and I, for one, am tired of my tax dollars keeping it in an ostentatious lifestyle.

Praise the gods one journalist was able to keep her head screwed on about the royal nonsense while all the others fawned, bleated and generally disgraced themselves when they allowed their critical faculties to escape them for the day. Laurie Penny rather wonderfully (as always) discussed in a number of pieces in the New Statesman how the reality  of life in the country continued abound while we were all subjected to the royal celebration. Now, don’t get me wrong: I’m sure Wills and Kate are very much in love and I don’t begrudge them that. But the country spending yet more money on unnecessary whimsy,  and it being the sole focus of most of the news for days if not weeks while 1000s in this country continue to lose their jobs, their homes, and, quite possibly, their minds, is very troublesome. The Wedding of Mass Distraction indeed. (Incidentally, the best hidden news of the day came courtesy of the BBC at approximately 11.30, around about the time they said their vows, most likely. The regulator of NHS foundation trusts in England has warned hospitals they must make even bigger efficiency savings than previously thought. Nice work, Beeb.) Penny also points out the affront of this debacle to democracy and liberty. Protestors were told that they could not protest at the event and pre-emptive arrests of potential dissenters were made. Since when did we live in a nation where we arrest people before the fact (said “fact” being subject to definition if and when a definition is required)? Since about two weeks ago, is when.

It’ll all blow over, of course, and we’ll be talking about something else come Wednesday but I intend to remain bitter about the whole sorry situation for quite a time to come. And so should you. The next time you hear of a governmental cut to something as important as the Poppy Project (links 1, 2, 3), ask yourself if it could possibly have been avoided had the royal couple decided to get married in a village church in Berkshire. Answer: yeah, probably.

And come on, we might as well be honest in any case. What has most of the chatter around the royal wedding been about anyway? That’s right. Babies. Our Kate better be able to spit out the babies or she’s not going to be of any use to her new husband. He might not be king yet but he needs an ‘eir nonetheless. Just as her father “gave her away”, and she is the only one of the newly-entangled duo to wear a wedding ring, she is now a possession of the royal house. And, as she should know from her betters before her, she needs to procreate and she probably needs to do it fast. THAT, the great British public, is her role now. And, although they’re going to start discussing the Law of Primogeniture (where a younger brother can accede to the throne before his older sisters), she still better hope it’s a boy.

Some may feel that my concentration on the sexual hinterland of the royal bride is a little prurient, but let’s get this perfectly straight: this royal wedding, like all other royal weddings that involve the line of succession, is all about sex and nothing else. I say sex but what I really mean is procreation – I say procreation but what I really mean is breeding, although not “breeding” in the sense used by old-fashioned snobs, but breeding as practised selectively by members of the Kennel Club, or, indeed, adherents of a satanic cult that uses a so-called “broodmare” in its rituals.

Too right Mr Self. Too right.


In case you missed it: Charlie Brooker’s précis of the day.

Charlie Brooker tells you everything you need to know about THAT wedding

If you missed the nuptials yesterday (as if that were possible!), Charlie Brooker has a précis of it all here. Really, nothing else happened. Oh, there might have been the two of them in an Aston Martin being driven by Wills*, about which a BBC presenter said, “They’re just an ordinary couple”. Yes, in an Aston Martin with a security escort on their way from a palace to a mansion. So ordinary, don’t you know!

* He’s driving it himself! Himself! Look at the L plate! Oh have you ever seen anything like it?! Isn’t it adorable!? Isn’t it just the most amazing thing you ever have seen!?

If hashtags were reocognised on wordpress, I would include #thankfuckthatsover on this post.

Hat-tip to lapetitefeministeanglaise.

10.15 Fifteen-Minute Pause for Everyone on Twitter to Make Snarky Comment Re Prince William’s Hairloss

10.30 I Couldn’t Care Less About the Royal Wedding and I Don’t Care Who Knows It Pundits declare their ambivalence toward today’s event while standing on brightly coloured plinths clutching armfuls of live chicks in order to make them look slightly silly for bothering.

11.00 Fifteen-Minute Pause for Everyone on Twitter to Make Joke Re Kate Being Taken Up the Aisle

11.15 At the Altar Live footage of the couple at the altar, accompanied by impromptu ironic commentary ostensibly emanating from within Prince William’s head, performed by Peter Dickson, voice of The X Factor. 1

1.20 The Royal Wedding in Solid 3D Breathtaking coverage of the ceremony utilising a groundbreaking new broadcast system that converts images of the happy couple into devastatingly accurate three-dimensional carved wooden effigies, spilling from your screen in real-time at a rate of 25 figurines per second. Samsung Accu-Carve Solid 3D TV required. Caution: may fill house with miniature royals and assorted detritus. 12.00 Fifteen-Minute Pause for Everyone on Twitter to Go a Bit Gooey

12.15 The Bit with the Carriage During which viewers may choose to speculate about how many hospitals you could buy for the cost of that bejewelled chariot, but alas to no avail, for ye shall be drowned out by the cheering and the merry-making and the joyous hubbub.

1.25 Balcony Kiss Your chance to witness the one image certain to dominate every newspaper’s front page tomorrow. Unless Prince Harry goes mad and has a shit on the steps of the cathedral and then does a backflip and kicks a girl in the face.

2.00 Endless Endless Loops of Everything You’ve Just Seen, But Cut Into Slightly Smaller Chunks, Spooling Over and Over and Over With a Newsreader Burbling Over the Top, Repeating and Repeating and Repeating Until You Feel Like Time Itself is a Scratched CD Doomed to Echo the Last Few Notes For Ever and Ever.

In brief: Amen to that!

(Via lapetitefeministeanglaise)

I haven’t had a great deal of time for Stephen Fry since, in the very short time I followed him on twitter, he managed to flounce and then return twice. It all started to get a bit grating. Nonetheless, I’m in 100% agreement with him here. I don’t yet know what I’m doing on Friday but it will certainly involve me avoiding all things royal wedding.

Oh, it’s going to rain on Friday, apparently. That doesn’t displease me one little bit.

In other news, I wonder if there’s any danger of me every doing any work ever again.

post.a.tedious

Yes, I know, post.a.week etc. But I’ve been in Hong Kong and China and I’ve been busy (and tired and emotional and stressed and disillusioned). I’ve been keeping up with plinky‘s post suggestions to see what they’ve been about and I concluded very quickly that their idea of inspirational differs greatly to mine. Let’s take the suggestion from the 9th January:

Q: Are you stressed out?

A: Yes.

That’s that one then.

14th January:

Q: Have you ever been on stage?

A: No.

That’s that one too then.

17th January:

Q: Have you ever thought about starting your own business?

A: No.

That’s that one too then.

You see where I’m going.

I’m not really sure where one could go with any of those questions even if one could see past the tedium and be bothered. I’m going to have to look elsewhere for my inspiration, I dare say. Still, though, I did manage to make two posts for post.a.week, which makes me proud. (That compares broadly to the four photos I posted for Project 365.) Let it never be said I don’t have the staying power…

In brief: overwhelming

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