There are about 100,000 ways in which this video is absolutely filled with misogyny. Here’s a step-by-step guide for making your own.
- Start with the phony accent and inflection that will remind everyone just how stupid, vacuous and irritating women truly are.
- Then introduce an ‘ironic’ quest for beauty that will really drive that vacuousness home, and emphasise just how self-absorbed women can be.
- Then insert a series of jokes about filthy women and how they need to be scrubbed clean. (That’s literal and metaphorical, you see!)
- Finally, finish with a good healthy dose of slut-shaming, and be sure to throw in a whole host of tired jokes about women who work in the sex trade and how dirty, whoreish, ugly, laughable and reprehensible they are.
- Oh, and don’t forget to give yourself a massive pat on the back when you’re done, and remind yourself that because you’re so clever and important, you get to make an ‘ironic’ video about how above it all you are.
Because what’s really important in the world you live in is making assumptions about a life you clearly know nothing about and posting 2.5 minutes of rubbish on youtube at others’ expense. Good work. Sleep well tonight in your obliviousness.